- girlfriend: leave me
- me: the only leaving i'll do is to get the pizza out the oven
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
i have more gay otps than friends
I would rather punch myself in the face than go to school
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing